That one time I was photo-bombed in Ragusa Ibla…
Some schmuck I met at Maulbronn monastery.
The forehead that was more like a fivehead in the Icon Museum of Frankfurt.
We watched a line of people pose with this penis in Agrigento. Restores my faith in humanity, that.
I regret we didn’t stop in Frankenstein.
I was trying to worship Space Heater Jesus in Frankfurt’s Städel museum and I got too close, set off an alarm and was severely chastised by a security guard.
I vote for Thomas Mann’s eyebrows.
Gum face Rosemarie Wessel for the win.
Detail of the town hall in Bamberg, which was apparently designed by Jeff Koons.
This puppy in Trier had a bad day at the barber shop.
Konrad von Hochstaden in Cologne demonstrating what’s commonly known as “The Yoga Payoff”.