Danish things

There are charming things about Demark that I wouldn’t have known by staying home and googling UNESCO sites. For example: chocolate milk is a perfectly acceptable and abundantly available beverage for adults.

Here are some other Danish things:

No need for a truck when you can haul it on your bike:

Danish folks will transport just about anything on their bikes; a table, a garment rack, a double base—and they’ll do it in the rain if they have to.

By mutual agreement, we’ll all buy the same lamp:

Do you own a business in Denmark? Cool! Now here’s your lamp, issued by Parliament, I guess.

Hipster beards:

The hipster beard is trending. Bonus points if worn with tattoos.

I get all my best bathroom decorating advice from mid-century doll houses in the basements of Danish museums:

Look I don’t care what kind of museum you’re running: if it’s in Denmark, you’re going to need to find sketchy room in the basement to fill with mid-century doll houses. (As an owner of an apartment with a pink toilet and an avocado-green bathtub, I’m taking notes.)

7-Eleven hot dog:

Nothing phallic here, move along.

7 comments

  1. Helen Devries's avatar
    Helen Devries · · Reply

    Those bathrooms make me think of ‘Brides in the Bath’ murder cases…..

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    1. The Wife of Bath's avatar

      I knew there was a reason they seemed sketchy…

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  2. HL fotoeins's avatar

    4 quid (5 USD) for a Fransk 🌭! That had better be … decent πŸ€”

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    1. The Wife of Bath's avatar

      Well, the lady holding the Fransk looks pretty satisfied 😌

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  3. Jean's avatar

    Uh sure, for last row of photos.

    So they ingest chocolate milk and still are basically slim..from cycling. πŸ™‚

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    1. The Wife of Bath's avatar

      I bet you keep chocolate milk in your water bottle on you bike trips, Jean πŸ™‚

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      1. Jean's avatar

        I wish I could claim that. However after 100 km. ride, chocolate milk would be welcome sustenance.

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